Monday, November 29, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
MATT CAMERON- DRUMMER
my creepy new old man crush, not that he is creepy, but the fact that i am attracted to older men is creepy. he is the drummer for Sound Garden and used to be the drummer for Pearl Jam. i like his big nose, thin frame and slick smile. shocker....
Monday, November 1, 2010
THANKS JEN
classy beeches
thanks jen for helping me not puke
then helping me as i puked
and get changed, trying not to show carolyn my breasts
while flashing my cupa to everyone, amazon bush style
who was the 3rd person in the room?
can't beleive i missed half of the party though....
oh well, got tired of hearing-
"my name is {whatever} and this is my wife {skinny bitch}"
pretty sure i grabbed flasher guys "dong"
and then fell over on his girlfriend and ripped my dress
i do vaguely remember making a second appearance to get lucy
who was and still is trying to find peoples drinks on the ground
alc-y doggie
now trying to snuggle back and forth between couches
with derek and some woman
there are condoms allover the floor
part of some guys costume
he was probably a nurse that wanted to make sure everyone was safe
thank God i didn't sleep with anyone
although i can't wait to hear which slutty ER people did
now i'm hoping my crazy neighbor comes over to yell
i feel like angry empowered yelling today
woke up looking like this
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