Wednesday, August 4, 2010

READY TO RUN

time for a trip, a real one..... where to go? 
camping- check. beach- check.
not enough.
thinking of cycling.... umm... everywhere.
chi town with my cuz?
wine country with jen?
puerto rico with gina?
across europe, norway, italy.... or the world.
by myself, find myself.
like my big brother did.
three times.
world trip plane tickets.... hmmm.... 

I feel the wind blow through my hair
I'm gonna be ready this time
I'll buy a ticket to anywhere
I'm gonna be ready this time
You see it feels like I'm starting to care
And I'm going to be ready this time

Oh yeah
Ready, ready, ready, ready...ready to run
All I'm ready to do is have some fun
What's all this talk about love

-Dixie Chicks-







Tuesday, August 3, 2010

FEELIN' BLUE


BLUE IS:

sad sometimes
always cool
calm as a cucumber (a blue one)
a joni mitchell album
icey cold
f-ing huge diamond
the open sky
the vast oceans
my lovley eyes
a friend of picasso
an old hound dog

Sunday, August 1, 2010

THINGS I NEED

a nap in the woods in an amazing red dress
a hot soapy shower and a fresh new day
hot new naughty stalkings 
a good spanking.... in my new stalkings 
a hot picture of myself on a bike with heals... and stalkings 
to run away and join a very fashionable carnival

Thursday, July 29, 2010

GRATUITOUS HANDSOMENESS.

For Those of us With Refined Taste, 
A Mature Four Course Meal. 
Yes, Martinis are a Course.
How Many Should I Make the Reservation For?
Jen? Gina? Myself.... and You?
Table by the Window With a View of the Sea
I've Requested Sandy- "the Classy One."
Happy Birthday to Me.

MENU

Appetizer "Cooper Confit"

Drinks "007 Drity Martini"



Entree "Brody Beef Tips with Adrian Aioli"




                                             Desert "Anjelina Apple Tart"




Wednesday, July 21, 2010

MICHAEL KORS MUST HAVES

OLD SOUTH AFRICAN BLOOD DIAMOND MONEY WITH BIG CITY CLASS


CLASSIC BLACK


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

CYCLE TIME

or bike o'clock?


a bit of spoke -n- word

I like to ride my bike through the neighborhood, if its been a while then i think you should.
Three garage sales today, just a little out of my way, i smile they wave, but i keep on going, a friendly encounter is worth the slowing.
Grage doors are up and fathers a-tinker, what to fix? a wandering thinker.
The over-weight and under-tan scurry to front doors from minvans, kids in the pool, lawns freshly mowed, as people enjoy there humble abode.
Shovels and wheel barrows strewn like dead bodies, as neighbors lunch break from there favorite hobbies.
The sun is at peak so i must return, the wind on my face is worth the burn.
I like to ride my bike through the neighborhood, if its been a wile then i think you should. 

first love- armstrong

human wonder, cycle machine, playboy, justifying my funky tan lines

true love- schleck


bring home mama a yellow jersey souvenir from your trip to france baby

true-er love

lose the man boobs and let me borrow your time trial bike, then maybe i'll consider

new love- this bike!

i want to strap this bike on and F#@% the road with it

extreem cycle fashion-gasim love- this bike...



puma- it's ghetto classy, martha stewart rode this bike in prison



Wednesday, June 9, 2010