and its a pie! with a happy ending!
6 cups angel hair pasta
1 slice head cheese
2 tsp. black eyed peas
1 pair candy lips
2 ears of corn
1 lb. turkey neck
8 oz. pork shoulder
3 Tbs. chicken breast
1 can heart of palm
25 cups elbow macaroni
1 package lady fingers
huge pile BBQ ribs
3 quarts pork belly
1 bushel rose hips
1 gallon wallnuts
1 8-pack sticky buns
2 buckets chicken thighs
3 racks leg of lamb
2 jars pickeled pigs feet
preheat oven to 350 degrees, have your grandmother make a pie crust, put all in ingredients in pie crust and bake for 45 min. allow pie to cool on a rack. once the pie has fully cooled, punch the pie in the f@%*ing face.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's not nice to punch it in the face!
ReplyDelete-Why does my grandmother have to make the pie crust?
-I need at least a cow tongue with a big italian, hot, juicy sausage for my happy ending;-)