I'M NOT A FAN

celing fan?
i need a man.
one who can install a celing fan.
celing fan?
i'm not a fan.
today i'm a woman with the skills of a man.
well, any man that i've ever dated...
the very same skills that i've berated.

i'm unable to install.
celing fan- you're my downfall.
clean up my mess it's over now,
put back together, well, i did somehow.

it looks okay but it doesnt work,
 i need the help of some wiry jerk.
a jerk that will intall a fan,
i can't do it. i need a man.
damn.